Yea, you run over a fire hydrant, hit a tree, your wife swings a golf club at your head, a neighbor calls 911, you are admitted to the hospital, you are given a ticket, you leave messages on other peoples phones, your name is plastered all over ever piece of golf apparel possible, you withdrawal from a golf tournament in your name, your foundation has taken in 50 million dollars in your name and this is a private matter, yea…right.